“My wife and I have a son who is 2. Yeah, she’s still breastfeeding him. And he walks around this house on his little tricycle all like, ‘YEAH! I’m the sheriff of Nipple Town!’ Um, no you’re not kid. This is a co-op. We share the nipples in this house!”
“So my daughter asked why our dog, Zeus, only has one eye and I couldn’t
help myself so I leaned down to her and I said, ‘Zeus was a bad listener you
see. And when you’re not a good listener BOOM! Your eye pops out.’ Now so many
people say, ‘OMG! THAT’S SO AWFUL! Why would you tell your kid that?!?!’ Well,
she’s a good listener now so it’s a win-win in my eyes.”
The black woman is the funniest! She says, “so my kid has this girl in her class like LaDashia. The teach pronounced it ‘La-Dash-ia’ and the little girl says, ‘NO! it’s La-DAY-shia.’ There are 3 things you can assume from this girl. 1. her momma will never be at the PTA Meetings, 2. she doesn’t have a daddy because there is NO way that 2 people signed off on this level of ignorance for this child’s name, and 3. that child’s gonna have an attitude up the yang because she’s not gonna be able to find her name on a keychain.”
"You know in your kids' classrooms, there's always one kid's mother who's always the planner and perfect. Right? Well my daughter has a little girl named Emily in her class with a mother like that. One day, my daughter came home from school and told me that the tooth fairy came to visit Emily the night before and that she got glitter on her floor, a barbie doll, an Ipod, and a whopping $20 bill. My daughter said, 'momma, the toothy fairy hates me! Why don't I get stuff like that?' I told her, 'well honey, it's time to tell you the truth. The reason why Emily gets all of that stuff is because the tooth fairy doesn't like Emily so her mommy pretends to be the tooth fairy. You see, the REAL tooth fairy brings special kids like you a sweaty $1 bill and gives the other $19 to mommy so she'll have money to give to you the next morning for school. Emily's mommy is a fake tooth fairy and an lying asshole.' And that, ladies, is how it's done! BOOYAH!"
HOLY CRAP! Hilarious!
TC and I have discussed breastfeeding and he's all in for me doing it because that's what I wanna do if I can. TC only says that so he won't have to feed our kid as often as he would if we were bottle feeding. I'm not stupid, TC lol. But that's ok, he's gonna be jealous of that little booger when it comes because he won't be able to be the Sheriff of Nipple Town and it won't be a co-op! LMAO!
TC is at drill this weekend and I absolutely hate this! Today has just dragged on and on! I'm exhausted and been wanting to sleep all day but now that it's night time, I can't sleep. So here I sit at 1:11 in the morning. I did have a good day today! Other than having to pee every 5 minutes, no pain and no nausea or being sick. So kuddos for me! I actually haven't been sick in awhile. I've just had the feeling of needing to puke which I think is worse than actually puking because at least when you puke it only lasts around 5-10 minutes rather than having the feeling of needing to puke lasts all damn day! But any way! It's been a good day. Had a photoshoot with the cutest little boy ever today! Most gorgeous eyes and smile! He's gonna break some hearts when he's older if he hasn't already lol! Watch out ladies!
Ok so TC and I have been trying to find a house or apartment for rent and it's been a roller coaster! We've found a few though. We just need to save up some money. I guess we should have money saved up and THEN start looking because I've seen so many places that I absolutely love and they'll probably be gone by the time we have the money which sucks, so crossing our fingers these houses and townhouses will still be available. Needless to say, it's been a roller coaster! We're just so ready to have our own little place to call home it's not even funny!
The countdown begins! 10 more days until be get to see our little peanut again! It's the size of a lime now. Too cool! We learned that it has developed reflexes! So when I push on my belly, it has the reflex to move! So neat!
Alrighty it's time to finish up these pictures and hit the sheets! Gotta photoshoot tomorrow afternoon and I can't wait! :D
Here's a sneak peek of sweet, little Liam from today's shoot! :D
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