Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Just a List of Random Things

Things I can't wait to do/be able to do again after Grayson is born:

- Be able to breathe again! Haha not having feet in my ribs will not only feel awesome but feel weird all at the same time when that's all I've been used to half of my pregnancy. Yay for being short as crap!

- Fit into my clothes! Seriously NONE of my shirts fit anymore and I only own ONE pair of maternity pants that get washed on a daily basis! haha!

- All of this swelling will go down. I look like Fred Flinstone with these HUGE feet and legs! I never knew how swollen my legs and feet could get.

- Be able to feel my hands! At least I HOPE! Grayson LOVES to sit on the right nerve where my fingers just go numb. I haven't been able to feel 2 of my finger tips in 2 months! That and I keep dropping things because I can't feel that I'm holding them lol

- I know this sounds REALLY bad and I haven't missed it all, but I'm totally making a Peach Flip (peaches, lemonade, and vodka). I'm not a big alcohol drinker and when I did drink before I got pregnant, I drank the GIRLEST drinks ever that had hardly any alcohol in it. This will be my celebratory drink since TC's gonna have his dang cigar! haha!

- Do a cartwheel. You THINK I'm playin?!?!

- No longer being a turtle on its back. I seriously get stuck on the couch and TC picks on me. My back will just lock up and since I'm so short and my belly is so big, it doesn't help the fact I can't get up outta bed or up from the couch lol

- Be able to paint my toe nails, shave my legs, and see my hoo-ha! haha YES this is exciting! But I must say that I haven't had to shave my legs since November! The hair on my legs just won't grow anymore. One of many things I'm gonna miss about pregnancy.

- Go to Carowinds and ride roller coasters. Last summer, my daddy took TC, Dakota, and I to Carowinds and we rode every single roller coaster in that park. Then a few days later, I found out I was pregnant and flipped crap! I seriously thought I hurt Grayson and felt horrible that I got on these roller coaster and didn't know I was pregnant. Luckily, he was too tiny to cause any damage. Maybe THAT'S why he's a little mover lol. But no, I'll definitely be glad to go back and be able to ride roller coasters without feeling horrible afterwards! :)

- Dress myself without getting winded and without having any assistance. I seriously feel like I just ran a marathon after I attempt to put my pants and socks on. Most days, TC has to help me but the days where he's at work, it literally takes me 10 minutes to put my pants and socks on when normally it only takes me less than a minute! Pheww I'm exhausted just thinking about it! Lol!

- Not being blamed for when TC farts in public! Seriously I could kill him! He'll fart in public RIGHT NEAR someone may I add and he'll walk away to another isle. The person who smells it will look at me with the most pitiful look like, "oh, you poor gassy pregnant girl. It's ok!" I find TC on the next isle laughing his ass off and I smack the shit outta him! Lol!


Things I'm gonna miss about being pregnant:

- Feeling Grayson move. And boy, he is a mover! Some days it hurts, but most days I absolutely love feeling him kick. It amazes me, makes my days a whole lot better, and amuses the crap outta me lol! Even my doctors are amazed at how much he moves but sometimes that gets us in trouble when they can't catch him to get his heart beat. Little stinker!

- TC feeling my belly and cuddling on top of my tummy while Grayson kicks the mess outta him. I'm DEFINITELY gonna miss this! It's so sweet and makes me cry sometimes. TC is so in love with his son it's unbearably cute!

- Not having to bend down and pick something up because someone else does it for me haha I know I'm bad! lol But seriously who likes picking up something 4 million times off of the floor because they're clumsy as crap?!?! I sure as hell don't! lol

- Being able to eat the strangest foods without a word being said. You do that crap when you're NOT preggers and people think you've lost your damn mind lol TC gave me ONE weird look with something strange I ate when I first found out I was pregnant and has never given me a strange look ever again. I think he's scared bahaha!

- Having all this energy to do things like clean, cook, and organize. Nesting at its finest but I've been nesting since my 1st trimester. It's quite embarrassing but hey at least my house is cleaned and organize AND at least TC can say he has food in his belly! Lol!

- Sleeping whenever I want and no one questioning it because pregnancy wears your ass out! TC would always ask me what the hell I do during the day and I always tell him, "I made an arm today! Wait wait! Just made a toe!" haha it's hard work, yo!

- Wheeling around in the Walmart scooters when my feet are too swollen to walk

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